Got Mimi?

With father's day coming up I decided to do a blog about man's best friend...MIMI! If your man has not been introduced to Mimi yet I insist you add that to your list of things to do!

 My bullet post was directed more for Mother's day, since it would be the...best...gift...EVER!

Mimi is a male masturbation sleeve and with her suction  chambers she mimics a blowjob! She is also a time saver, cutting the time it usually takes to administer a handjob or blowjob by about half. Yay!! More time for facebook!! 

Seriously though, I don't care if you love doing blowjobs, everyone's jaw cramps up eventually. It is called a blowJOB people, which means it's work, which means that at the end of the day many women don't find extra work "appetizing" (hahahahahaha....EWW!)

No matter how appreciated it might be by your partner, chances are you would rather spend that extra time sleeping! Now cue superhero music (seriously, I want you to hum it right now!)...MIMI TO THE RESCUE!!! She will cut down the time it usually takes your guy to achieve his happy ending while containing the mess that might erupt all over your thousand count Egyptian cotton sheets, or rather your newly cleaned sheets from walmart. If you are one of those clean freaks that would rather take said happy ending into your mouth rather then have to deal with the clean up after, she will even swallow for you too. It will be up to your blissed out partner to skip off to the bathroom to rinse her out, which he will do, very willingly, after you so nicely obliged him with a few moments of Mimi-ness.

Now the last thing I suggest is you buy a Mimi and hand it to him on a special day, be it his birthday, Christmas, or Father's day, and tell him you have passed the blowjob torch on to Mimi so you will never have to do it again. That probably won't go over to well. We know how much like babies men can act when they are sick, insert "take blowjob away forever" and they will probably bawl like I do when watching Bambi, which is ALOT.

I just have to pause here and point out how I put Bambi and blowjob in the same sentence...it's a gift really.

But if you instead introduce Mimi as a new, fun couple experience, then there will be nothing but joy all over his face..as opposed to something else all over yours?? (So dirty!!!)