Yay Bullets!

It continually amazes me how many women have never owned or even heard of a clitoral bullet before. Notice how I put clitoral in there? That's because many women will know exactly what I am talking about if I mention just a plain old  bullet, insert "magic" in there and the majority will get it. Which I have to say is a very sad commentary on our times. What are these women doing making things like salsas and smoothies, or shooting things (??) when they could be upstairs in bed having clitoral orgasm after clitoral orgasm?? Makes me shake my head while making tsk tsk sounds.

It's not like you need massive amounts of time or energy to have yourself a mind bending, toe curling, headboard banging orgasm! Looks like all my smutty novel vocab finally has an outlet. Bullets are used to get you to your clitoral orgasm the fastest, so let's say you are walking out the door and you take a look at your watch. You say to yourself "I have 5 minutes, I could really go for a clitoral orgasm right now!"  you will head straight for your bullet, no other buzzing friend will give you such a time saving boost!

Why would you ever do something so asinine as to run and have an orgasm before work, or before you start a stressful day you ask? Well number one the big O actually relieves tension! The faster heartbeat, the increased blood flow and the muscular tautness associated with sexual pleasure all come to a relaxing conclusion with an orgasm, and in the process relieve tensions pent up in your nervous system.
Suffering from insomnia...have to be up in only a few hours? Well you COULD pop a pill wait for it to take effect, have a dreamless sleep, and then have a hard time waking up the next morning. But I have an even better option, just roll over to your night table, take out your trusted little bullet, and within 5 minutes float away on a fuzzy pink cloud of sleep complete with many "enjoyable" moments with a certain piece of yummy man candy. Please don't say it's your husband or boyfriend, I don't like liars! It's all about IMAGINATION people!!

I am all about the time saving options on anything and everything. Which is why I am so pro-bullet. The less time I have to spend on daily orgasms (an orgasm a day and all that jazz) the more time I can spend on important things, like SELLING bullets to everyone else.
If more women indulged in an orgasm a day I truly believe everyone's life would improve, I don't think I really need to sell the men on an orgasm a day improving their lives. But it WOULD be like one giant Viagra commercial for EVERYONE! Good morning, good Mooorning! Don't you think the surly cashier at Timmies would have more pep in her step if she indulged in some vitamin O? What about that bitchy co-worker, perhaps a little less office gossip and a little more vibrating panties to make everyone else's work week a little better?
Do you want to join in this fantastic revolution?? Then run don't walk and buy a bullet! Or just order off my website http://www.delishdiva.com/, yes I am plugging my website, it's my blog!!